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Bring on the cheesy-ness!
This is a collection of wonderbang pick-up lines and other cheesy stuff. [There's a couple of disses hidden in here too.] Most of it is from the soompi WonderBang thread [some are from wonderbang fanfics]. I tried to credit everyone, sorry if I messed up somewhere. Now, obviously, most of these aren't original but I thought I should credit the people for finding them and attaching them to the appropriate couples. Oh and a warning: Some of these are a little pervy/rated [especially *cough*top and gd's*cough*] so you've been warned. And this list will always be incomplete so if you'd like to submit one, leave it in the comments. ^^
Depression hurts...wonderbang can help.
[neha200]
G-Ye
JiYong: Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you MINE?
SunYe: mmmm....
JiYong: And, in case you forget my name too, call me YOURS!
[purple]
Ji Yong: *Walks up to Sun Ye and looks at her shirt label*
Sun Ye: What are you doing? o_O
Ji Yong: Yup! It says made in heaven!
[wonderbang]
GD: Hey you know my mobile has a calendar, camera, compass, games and everything. You know what it doesn’t have? You phone number.
[silent_regrets]
Ji Yong: Are you religious?
Sun Ye: Why do you ask?
Ji Yong: Because you're the answer to all of my prayers.
[wonderbang]
Sunye: Kwon Jiyong, turn around and tell me what you think of me in this dress. *twirls*
Jiyong: Honestly, I don't like it. You know what would look better on you?
Sunye: *looks around the shop* What?
Jiyong: Nothing.
[neha200]
GD: If I was a witch, you'd be a bucket of water.
Sunye: ?????
GD: When you touch me, I melt!
[clayray3290]
GD: Words begin with A,B,C.Numbers begin with 1,2,3.
Music begins with do, re, mi.
And love begins with You & Me!
[purple]
GD: Sunye..... Roses are red Violets are blue...........
SUNYE: lol corny much dear?
GD: Yah let me continue will ya.
SUNYE: ok lol
GD: Angels have wings, we can only see them in dreams and in heaven........so i guess you're my slice of heaven but the best part is that...you're not a dream.
[vana]
Jiyong: Roses are red, poems are corny, let’s get in that bed cuz I’m feeling horny.
Sunye: *rolls eyes* You'd have a better chance if you'd just stop with those pick-up lines.
[neha200]
GD: You wanna role play?
SY: Sure
GD: You be the titanic, I'll be the iceberg and I will go down on you
SY: O_o
[fantasygurl09]
G-Dragon : OhMyGosh ! I'm Choking !
Sunye : What do you want me to do ?!
G-Dragon : Mouth-to-Mouth QUICK!
[.einnoc]
Sunye: I wonder why there isn't any stars tonight
Jiyong: Because you outshine them.
[breathe]
G-Dragon : So whats it gonna be ?
Sunye : Be what ?
G-Dragon : Are you free tonight or will it cost me ?
[.einnoc]
GD: Excuse me, Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sunye: .....
GD: or should I walk by you again?
[purple]
Jiyong: You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right and I'll do it your way.
[neha200]
GD: Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
[purple]
GD: I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.
[purple]
Jiyong: I wish I could be your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Depression hurts...wonderbang can help.
[neha200]
G-Ye
JiYong: Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you MINE?
SunYe: mmmm....
JiYong: And, in case you forget my name too, call me YOURS!
[purple]
Ji Yong: *Walks up to Sun Ye and looks at her shirt label*
Sun Ye: What are you doing? o_O
Ji Yong: Yup! It says made in heaven!
[wonderbang]
GD: Hey you know my mobile has a calendar, camera, compass, games and everything. You know what it doesn’t have? You phone number.
[silent_regrets]
Ji Yong: Are you religious?
Sun Ye: Why do you ask?
Ji Yong: Because you're the answer to all of my prayers.
[wonderbang]
Sunye: Kwon Jiyong, turn around and tell me what you think of me in this dress. *twirls*
Jiyong: Honestly, I don't like it. You know what would look better on you?
Sunye: *looks around the shop* What?
Jiyong: Nothing.
[neha200]
GD: If I was a witch, you'd be a bucket of water.
Sunye: ?????
GD: When you touch me, I melt!
[clayray3290]
GD: Words begin with A,B,C.Numbers begin with 1,2,3.
Music begins with do, re, mi.
And love begins with You & Me!
[purple]
GD: Sunye..... Roses are red Violets are blue...........
SUNYE: lol corny much dear?
GD: Yah let me continue will ya.
SUNYE: ok lol
GD: Angels have wings, we can only see them in dreams and in heaven........so i guess you're my slice of heaven but the best part is that...you're not a dream.
[vana]
Jiyong: Roses are red, poems are corny, let’s get in that bed cuz I’m feeling horny.
Sunye: *rolls eyes* You'd have a better chance if you'd just stop with those pick-up lines.
[neha200]
GD: You wanna role play?
SY: Sure
GD: You be the titanic, I'll be the iceberg and I will go down on you
SY: O_o
[fantasygurl09]
G-Dragon : OhMyGosh ! I'm Choking !
Sunye : What do you want me to do ?!
G-Dragon : Mouth-to-Mouth QUICK!
[.einnoc]
Sunye: I wonder why there isn't any stars tonight
Jiyong: Because you outshine them.
[breathe]
G-Dragon : So whats it gonna be ?
Sunye : Be what ?
G-Dragon : Are you free tonight or will it cost me ?
[.einnoc]
GD: Excuse me, Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sunye: .....
GD: or should I walk by you again?
[purple]
Jiyong: You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right and I'll do it your way.
[neha200]
GD: Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
[purple]
GD: I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.
[purple]
Jiyong: I wish I could be your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
[neha200]
GD: Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
[purple]
GD: you know what? I less than three you...
Sunye: I don't understand what you mean
GD: when you write it, it becomes (i < 3 you)
[kaelum]
Jiyong: Sunye did it hurt?
Sunye: O________O did what hurt jiyong?
Jiyong: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and into my heart?
[vana]
GD: I’ll call you Sweetie, but you can call me 514-555-4584 (;
[MissBoAngel]
GD: Oh come on Sunye. Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
[silent_regrets]
GD: Hey babe, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Sunye: Unfertilized please.
GD: I'm sorry, didn't you read the sign outside that said Big Bang? We only serve it one way. ;)
[neha200]
GD: Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Sunye: I am your girlfriend!!!
GD: Oh right.
[silent_regrets]
GD: I'm sure glad I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!
Sunye: Jiyong you don’t even own a library card!!
[silent_regrets]
GD: Hey! Don't walk into that building--
Sun: Why?
GD: Cause the sprinklers might go off!
[silent_regrets]
Jiyong: (walks up and sits beside Sunye) Hey baby.
Sunye: Excuse me?
Jiyong: It's me! from last night! remember?
Sunye: I have no idea who you are. . .
Jiyong: Remember? You got drunk and I had my way with you.
Sunye: What are you talking about? I've never seen you before in my life!
Jiyong: Alright, well if you don't remember me then I'll let you be.
Sunye: Thank you.
Jiyong: (takes off ear-piece for his cell phone and looks at the her) Hey. Do I know you?
[neha200]
GD: Hello there. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back!
[silent_regrets]
GD: Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
[silent_regrets]
GD: Is this seat empty?
Sunye: Yes, and this one will be (too) if you sit down.
[neha200]
Jiyong: Sunye yah! Do you know I’m invisible?
Sunye: No you’re not!
Jiyong: Can you see me?
Sunye: Yes.
Jiyong: How about tomorrow night?
[silent_regrets]
Jiyong: Call me Fred Flinstone cause I can make your bed rock.
Sunye: Sorry, I've always been more of a Jetsons person.
[neha200]
Hee-Dragon
J: Sohee, Are you hungry?
Sohee: NO why?
J: cause i'm craving mandu.
[vana]
GD: I'm a dragon, you're a mandu (dumpling) let me eat you.
[Nirvana]
GD: Can you help me up? I think I fell...*shows his million dollar smile*...for you.
[chellinx]
JiYoung: Hello
SoHee: Hi
JiYoung: I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
[night.star]
JiYoung: I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
SoHee: Just turn left and then right. When you see the sign "Police Station," you have arrived.
[night.star]
G-Dragon : My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow ?
Sohee : I don't like Skittles.
[.einnoc]
G-Dragon: Are you a surgeon?
SoHee: No. I'm a singer. Why did you ask?
G-Dragon: Cause you just took my heart away!
[night.star]
JiYong: I can tell your future.
Sohee: Sure what is it?
JiYong: It involves giving me your number.
[breathe]
GD: *shakes his head*
SH: What?
GD: You've been a bad girl, go to my room!
[fantasygurl09]
G-Dragon : Hey baby, I'm a Leo, whats your sign ?
Sohee: Do Not Enter.
[.einnoc]
G-Dragon : Would you touch me ?
Sohee : Why ?
G-Dragon : So I could tell my friends I've been touched by an angel.
[.einnoc]
G-Dragon: Are you a parking ticket?
SoHee: What?
G-Dragon: You got fine written all over you.
[night.star]
G-Dragon: SoHee, life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
SoHee: *Hug him*
[night.star]
JiYong: Excuse me, do you have a bandaid ?
Sohee: Yes, why?
JiYong: Because I hurt my knee when I fell for you!
[breathe]
Jiyong: I want to treat you like homework, slam you on the desk and do you all night long.
Sohee: *SLAP*
[seafood]
Jiyong: Is your dad a baker ?
Sohee: No why ?
JiYong: Cause you're a cutie pie !
[breathe]
GD: Do you have any raisins?
Sohee: No...
GD: How about a date?
[neha200]
Jiyong: Can I have the directions?
Sohee: To where?
Jiyong: Your heart.
[breathe]
Sohee: Oh bite me. *sarcasm**
GD: Mandu, you're so attractive that I won't only bite you, I'll eat you.
[spark.]
JiYong: Were you arrested earlier? Because it must be a crime to look that dang beautiful !
Sohee: You and your pick up lines...they are neverending
[breathe]
G-Dragon: Knock, knock!
SoHee: Who's there?
G-Dragon: Boo.
SoHee: Boo who? (Boo-hoo!)
G-Dragon: Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke.
[night.star]
G-Dragon: Knock, knock!
SoHee: Who's there?
G-Dragon: A little boy who can't reach the door bell!
[night.star]
G-Dragon : Do you want to slip into something more comfortable before heading out ?
Sohee : I don't, maybe you do. If you want something really comfortable try a coma. Don't worry I have time.
[.einnoc]
G-Dragon: Haven't we met before?
SoHee: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.
[night.star]
G-Dragon: So, wanna go back to my place?
SoHee: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
[night.star]
G-Dragon: I want to give myself to you.
SoHee: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
[night.star]
GD: Baby did you fart?
Sohee: No why?
Jiyong: Cause you blew me away!
[seafood]
GD: I know how to please a woman.
Sohee: Then please leave me alone.
[neha200]
GD: If I were to narrow the alphabet down to 3 LETTERS... it would be U N I (you & I)...
Sohee: Awww, Jiyong...
Lim: Uni? What does university have to do w/ the alphabet?
Sohee: (flustered) SHUT UP, LIM
[nile_lata]
GD: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Sohee: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
[neha200]
GD: Just wanted to see your pretty eyes.
Sohee: Ugh. Were you born in the 60's?
GD: No, why?
Sohee: Because that pick-up line is so out of date.
[ilovetaeyang]
RiMi
Seungri: Do you live in outer space?
Sunmi: What?
Seungri: Cause that's how far I would go just to see you.
[xlilvietgrl]
Seungri: Do you have a quarter?... Cause my mom told me to call her when I meet an angel.
[pinkpiglet]
Seungri: There is an alien landed in my backyard with a tangerine orange spaceship, wanna go see?
[Nirvana]
seungri: Are you from outerspace?
sunmi: ???
seungri: Cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
[vana]
SR: Excuse me, do you have a GPS navigation?
SM: No, why?
SR: Because I got lost on your eyes.
[fantasygurl09]
SeungRi: Was you father an alien?
SunMi: Nope. Why did you ask that?
SeungRi: Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
[night.star]
Seungri: Hey, did you eat lucky charms this morning? Coz' you're magically delicious!
Sun: Why?
GD: Cause the sprinklers might go off!
[silent_regrets]
Jiyong: (walks up and sits beside Sunye) Hey baby.
Sunye: Excuse me?
Jiyong: It's me! from last night! remember?
Sunye: I have no idea who you are. . .
Jiyong: Remember? You got drunk and I had my way with you.
Sunye: What are you talking about? I've never seen you before in my life!
Jiyong: Alright, well if you don't remember me then I'll let you be.
Sunye: Thank you.
Jiyong: (takes off ear-piece for his cell phone and looks at the her) Hey. Do I know you?
[neha200]
GD: Hello there. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back!
[silent_regrets]
GD: Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
[silent_regrets]
GD: Is this seat empty?
Sunye: Yes, and this one will be (too) if you sit down.
[neha200]
Jiyong: Sunye yah! Do you know I’m invisible?
Sunye: No you’re not!
Jiyong: Can you see me?
Sunye: Yes.
Jiyong: How about tomorrow night?
[silent_regrets]
Jiyong: Call me Fred Flinstone cause I can make your bed rock.
Sunye: Sorry, I've always been more of a Jetsons person.
[neha200]
Hee-Dragon
J: Sohee, Are you hungry?
Sohee: NO why?
J: cause i'm craving mandu.
[vana]
GD: I'm a dragon, you're a mandu (dumpling) let me eat you.
[Nirvana]
GD: Can you help me up? I think I fell...*shows his million dollar smile*...for you.
[chellinx]
JiYoung: Hello
SoHee: Hi
JiYoung: I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
[night.star]
JiYoung: I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
SoHee: Just turn left and then right. When you see the sign "Police Station," you have arrived.
[night.star]
G-Dragon : My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow ?
Sohee : I don't like Skittles.
[.einnoc]
G-Dragon: Are you a surgeon?
SoHee: No. I'm a singer. Why did you ask?
G-Dragon: Cause you just took my heart away!
[night.star]
JiYong: I can tell your future.
Sohee: Sure what is it?
JiYong: It involves giving me your number.
[breathe]
GD: *shakes his head*
SH: What?
GD: You've been a bad girl, go to my room!
[fantasygurl09]
G-Dragon : Hey baby, I'm a Leo, whats your sign ?
Sohee: Do Not Enter.
[.einnoc]
G-Dragon : Would you touch me ?
Sohee : Why ?
G-Dragon : So I could tell my friends I've been touched by an angel.
[.einnoc]
G-Dragon: Are you a parking ticket?
SoHee: What?
G-Dragon: You got fine written all over you.
[night.star]
G-Dragon: SoHee, life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
SoHee: *Hug him*
[night.star]
JiYong: Excuse me, do you have a bandaid ?
Sohee: Yes, why?
JiYong: Because I hurt my knee when I fell for you!
[breathe]
Jiyong: I want to treat you like homework, slam you on the desk and do you all night long.
Sohee: *SLAP*
[seafood]
Jiyong: Is your dad a baker ?
Sohee: No why ?
JiYong: Cause you're a cutie pie !
[breathe]
GD: Do you have any raisins?
Sohee: No...
GD: How about a date?
[neha200]
Jiyong: Can I have the directions?
Sohee: To where?
Jiyong: Your heart.
[breathe]
Sohee: Oh bite me. *sarcasm**
GD: Mandu, you're so attractive that I won't only bite you, I'll eat you.
[spark.]
JiYong: Were you arrested earlier? Because it must be a crime to look that dang beautiful !
Sohee: You and your pick up lines...they are neverending
[breathe]
G-Dragon: Knock, knock!
SoHee: Who's there?
G-Dragon: Boo.
SoHee: Boo who? (Boo-hoo!)
G-Dragon: Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke.
[night.star]
G-Dragon: Knock, knock!
SoHee: Who's there?
G-Dragon: A little boy who can't reach the door bell!
[night.star]
G-Dragon : Do you want to slip into something more comfortable before heading out ?
Sohee : I don't, maybe you do. If you want something really comfortable try a coma. Don't worry I have time.
[.einnoc]
G-Dragon: Haven't we met before?
SoHee: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.
[night.star]
G-Dragon: So, wanna go back to my place?
SoHee: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
[night.star]
G-Dragon: I want to give myself to you.
SoHee: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
[night.star]
GD: Baby did you fart?
Sohee: No why?
Jiyong: Cause you blew me away!
[seafood]
GD: I know how to please a woman.
Sohee: Then please leave me alone.
[neha200]
GD: If I were to narrow the alphabet down to 3 LETTERS... it would be U N I (you & I)...
Sohee: Awww, Jiyong...
Lim: Uni? What does university have to do w/ the alphabet?
Sohee: (flustered) SHUT UP, LIM
[nile_lata]
GD: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Sohee: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
[neha200]
GD: Just wanted to see your pretty eyes.
Sohee: Ugh. Were you born in the 60's?
GD: No, why?
Sohee: Because that pick-up line is so out of date.
[ilovetaeyang]
RiMi
Seungri: Do you live in outer space?
Sunmi: What?
Seungri: Cause that's how far I would go just to see you.
[xlilvietgrl]
Seungri: Do you have a quarter?... Cause my mom told me to call her when I meet an angel.
[pinkpiglet]
Seungri: There is an alien landed in my backyard with a tangerine orange spaceship, wanna go see?
[Nirvana]
seungri: Are you from outerspace?
sunmi: ???
seungri: Cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
[vana]
SR: Excuse me, do you have a GPS navigation?
SM: No, why?
SR: Because I got lost on your eyes.
[fantasygurl09]
SeungRi: Was you father an alien?
SunMi: Nope. Why did you ask that?
SeungRi: Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
[night.star]
Seungri: Hey, did you eat lucky charms this morning? Coz' you're magically delicious!
[neha200]
SeungRi: Something is wrong with my cell phone.
SunMi: Really? What is that?
SeungRi: Its just that...your numbers not in it.
[night.star]
Seungri: Something's wrong with my eyes?
Sunmi: what is it?
SeungRi i can't take them off you !
[breathe]
Ri: Omona
Mi: Omana
Ri: Seriously! OMONA! You are fine honey!
[spark.]
Seungri : Havent I seen you somewhere before ?
Sunmi : Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
[.einnoc]
SunMi: If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
SeungRi: Baby, I'm coming!
[night.star]
Seungri: Do you have 11 protons?
Sunmi: O_O
Seungri: Cause your sodium fine.
[neha200]
SunMi: Where did you get that bruise?
SeungRi: I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. Can you kiss it, it will be much better?
SunMi: *kiss* is it better now?
[night.star]
Sunmi : Help the Homeless
Seungri : How ?
Sunmi : Take me home with you.
[.einnoc]
SeungRi: Miss, I'm blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
SunMi: Should I give him my name and number?
[night.star]
SeungRi: Are you lost?
SunMi: No. Why?
SeungRi:Because heaven's a long way from here.
[night.star]
SeungRi: Did it hurt?
SunMi: Did what hurt?
SeungRi: When you fell from heaven.
[night.star]
SeungRi: If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
SunMi. Ew.
[night.star]
Seungri: Is your father an alien?
Sunmi: Why?
Seungri: Cause you're out of this world!
[breathe]
Seungri - alien
Sunmi- what? (stare at him)
Seungri- your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Sunmi- YOURS TOO!
[seafood]
Seungri: Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
SeungRi:Can I borrow a quarter?
Sunmi: What for?
SeungRi: I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
[breathe]
Ri- My life is messed up!
Mi- Why?
Ri- Because I don't have a pick up line for you!
[spark.]
SeungRi: Can I have your picture?
SunMi: Why?
SeungRi: Cause I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
SunMi: Can I have your picture then?
SeungRi: Why?
SunMi: So the cops will know who to look for.
[night.star]
Seungri: If I could be any enzyme I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.
[neha200]
SeungRi: SunMi, my dear, if a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
[night.star]
Sunmi : I have an owie on my lip.
Seungri : is it okay ?
Sunmi : it would be if you kissed it.
[.einnoc]
SeungRi: MiMi do you believes in love at first sight?
SunMi: Why you ask RiRi?
SeungRi: Because if you don't, I don't mind walking by again.
[night.star]
Ri: Miiii.
Mi: Yes Ri?
Ri: Marry mi-mi-mi-mi-mi~!
[spark.]
SeungRi: You should be in the dictionary !
Sunmi: why ?
SeungRi: because you are the meaning to my life !
[breathe]
SeungRi: There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
SunMi: I feel special then.
SeungRi: There also isn't a word in the dictionary for how much I love you. Baby, me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
[night.star]
SeungRi: Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
SunMi: That must have been tiring.
SeungRi: HEY! That's supposed to be sweet!
[night.star]
SeungRi: Will you go out with me?
SunMi: Umm....
SeungRi: Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
[night.star]
SunMi: Waiter!
SeungRi: What do you want? Coffee? Tea? Me?
[night.star]
Seungri: Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
[neha200]
SeungRi: Knock, Knock!
SunMi: Who's there?
SeungRi: Santa.
SunMi: Santa who?
SeungRi: Santa Claus here to wrap you up and bring you home.
[night.star]
SeungRi: Knock Knock
SunMi: Who's there?
SeungRi: About!
SunMi: About who?
SeungRi: About time you answered the door!
[night.star]
SeungRi: MiMi, what is the fruitiest lesson?
SunMi: I don’t know.
SeungRi: It's history, because it's full of dates!
[night.star]
SunMi: How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end?
SeungRi: Because its round!
SeungRi: What animals are on legal documents?SunMi: Panda?
SeungRi: No! It’s the seal!!!!!
[night.star]
SeungRi: Quick, take the wheel!SunMi: Why?
SeungRi: Because there is a tree coming straight for us!
[night.star]
SeungRi: SunMi, what’s 5+2+0?
SunMi: 7.
SeungRi: Nope. It’s 520(I love you in Mandarin)
[night.star]
SeungRi: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
SunMi: It's in the phone book.
SeungRi: But I don't know your name.
SunMi: That's in the phone book too.
[night.star]
seungri: It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are
sunmi: *blinks eye*
seungri: but if it did, I would be overqualified.
[kaelum]
seungri: my love for you is like the universe
sunmi: huh?
seungri: it's neverending!
[kaelum]
Ri- Do you know why the old couple had to be stuffed in the coffin together for the funeral?
Mi- Why?
Ri- Because the tangerine paste they made wouldn't come off of their hands.
[spark.]
Seungri: If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
[purrple]
Seungri: If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
[purrple]
Seung ri - hey excuse me miss aren't you forgetting something?
Sunmi - what?
Seung ri- ME!
[seafood]
SeungRi: I can tell that you want me.
SunMi: Yes, I want you to leave.
[night.star]
SeungRi: Fat penguin
SunMi: What?!
SeungRi: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
[night.star]
SeungRi: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
SunMi: Unfortunately, you can't.
[night.star]
Mi: Did you know that dolphins are the only other species that mate for fun?
Ri: ...Are you trying to pick me up Mi? Because that's kind of scary...
[spark.]
SunMi: Do you like me?
Seung Ri: No.
SunMi: Do you think I'm pretty?
Seung Ri: No.
SunMi: Would you catch me if I fall?
Seung Ri: No.
SunMi: Would you choose me or your life?
Seung Ri: My life.
*SunMi cried and run away* *Seung Ri chase after SunMi.*
Seung Ri: I don't like you, I love you. I don't think your pretty, I think your beautiful.
I wouldn't catch you if you fall, I'd fall with you. And you are my life.
[night.star]
Seungri: What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply...
Sunmi: I'm not the girl from your Strong Baby MV!!!
[neha200]
SunMi: If you're running out of money, then just sell me. I'll do anything for you.
SeungRi: No I can't.
SunMi: Why?
SeungRi: Because no one will buy you.
SunMi: Meanie! I hate you!
SunMi: No wait. Don't go. I`m saying no one will buy you because no one has enough money
to buy something as precious as you. You're way too expensive!
[night.star]
Mi- I want an eclipse to happen.
Ri- Why?
Mi- Because then the moon and sun could finally be together.
Ri- Do you want to be my eclipse?
[spark.]
Seungri: Sun Mi! Sun Mi! Guess what?
Sun Mi: What?
Seungri: Guess who I love.
Sun Mi: *shrugs* I dunno...You love yourself?
Seungri: No. I love Mi.
Sun Mi: That's what I said! (Thinking that Seungri said "Me")
Seungri: Noooo...I do love myself, but I love Mi more.
Sun Mi: *very confused* Huh?!
Seungri: I love Mi. *points to Sun Mi* I love you!
[clayray3290]
Seungri: What type of drinks do aliens drink?
Sunmi: ???
Seungri: Pandarade
[vana]
Sunmi: People sometimes say that I only see in black and white...
Seungri: Why do they say that?
Sunmi: Because all I see is you!!!!!!! [Seungri = panda]
[clayray3290]
SunMi: Where is it?
SeungRi: In my tummy.
SunMi: Give me back my tangerine.
SeungRi: But I ate it already.
SunMi: But I want it back!!!
SeungRi: Then close your eyes.
[night.star]
Seungri: Can I buy you a drink?
Sunmi: Actually I'd rather have the money.
[neha200]
DaeEun
Yeeun: Is your dad a baker? ... Cause you have hot buns.
[vana]
Daesung: What's the view like in there?
Yeeun: ????
Daesung: I've always wondered what my heart looks like from the inside.
DS: Oh Weeee
YE: Huh?
DS: Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
[fantasygurl09]
Daesung : are you Jamaican?
Yeeun : So i look Jamaican ? I'm Korean.
Daesung : You still Jamaican me crazy.
[.einnoc]
DaeSung: I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
YeEun: *Kiss DaeSung* You're still a frog:(
[night.star]
DaeSung: I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
YeEun: *Smile*
[night.star]
Daesung: Excuse me can you empty your pockets?
Yeeun: why?
Daesung: I believe you stole my heart
[breathe]
YE: Did you hear the latest health report?
DS:No what does it say?
YE: You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
[fantasygurl09]
DS: If I pet you, would you follow me home?
YE: Why don't you just pet me and see what happens.
[fantasygurl09]
Daesung : Your place or mine ?
Yeeun : Both, you go to yours and I'll go to mine
[.einnoc]
Daesung : I think I dropped something.
Yeeun : What is it, dear ?
Daesung : MY JAW !
[.einnoc]
Daesung: Can I have a picture of you?
Yeeun: Sure, why?
Daesung: So I can tell my friends that angels do exist.
[breathe]
DaeSung: I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.
YeEun: Bet's on.
DaeSung: *Kiss YeEun* I lost.
[night.star]
DaeDae: Sweet heart, Sorry to disturb u. Can u send me ur photo? It's really very urgent.
Ha:tfelt: But y?
DaeDae: We are playing card's & I lost my QUEEN... :)
[neha200]
Daesung- Can I have directions?Yeeun- to where?
Daesung- to your heart. *wink*
[seafood]
Daesung: Do I know you?
Yeeun: No, I don't think so, why?
Daesung: Cause you look alot like my next girlfriend.
[breathe]
Daesung: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Yeeun: You're so cheesey.
[breathe]
Daesung : My name is not really Daesung, its Milk.
Yeeun : Oh hey Milk
Daesung : and I'll do your body good.
[.einnoc]
Ye Eun: *sighs**
Daesung: What's wrong love?
Ye Eun: I wish I was your smile.
Daesung:...Why?
Ye Eun: Because then I'd be with you 24/7 and forever.
[spark.]
Daesung: I'm sick, can you get my medicine
Yeeun: What's the medicine
Daesung: Talking to you !
[breathe]
DaeSung: Heaven Must be missing an angel
YeEun: how do you know?
DaeSung: cuz you are here with me right now
[dothat36]
DaeSung: Did you have Campbell's soup today?
YeEun: Yes, how do you know?
DaeSung: Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
[night.star]
Yeeun: My socks are having a party and your pants are invited down.
Daesung: Oh my Doraemon!
[neha200]
DaeSung: Knock, Knock!
YeEun: Who's there?
DaeSung: Aardvark!
YeEun: Aardvark who?
DaeSung: Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
[night.star]
Daesung: Do you know why people smile?
Ye Eun: Why?
Daesung: Because they think of the person they love.
[spark.]
DS: DANG!! I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
YE: who?me?..well i had a cup of milk this morning....WAIT! does milkshake count cuz i had some today
DS:*bilnk-blink*
[yoo-rin10CD]
Ye Eun- Do you know why the girl took the chocolate home?
Daesung- No...why?
Ye Eun- Because I was trying to steal it from her. T ^ T *sniffles*
[spark.]
Daesung: *smiling like a drunk man*
Yeeun: are you drunk?
Daesung: I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
[kaelum]
Daesung: Can you give me directions to your heart? I seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
[purrple]
Daesung: I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
[neha200]
Daesung: You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
[purrple]
Daesung- Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed!
Ye eun- I'm not Laura.
Daesung- What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
[seafood]
Ye Eun- Can you kiss me?
Daesung- Of course!
Ye Eun- Aren't you going to ask me why I want you to kiss me?
Daesung- Nope!
Ye Eun- Fine, I'll turn in to a Prince with your looks.
[spark.]
Daesung: You look a bit down. Mind if I pick you up?
[neha200]
Daesung- You must be a doreamon doll.
Ye Eun- what?
Daesung- Because I just have this urge to take you home.
[spark.]
Daesung: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Yeeun: yes keep walking right out the door thanks.
[neha200]
TooBin
TOP to Yoobin: Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night Binnie.
[wonderbang]
TOP: Did the sun just come out?
YB: No it's midnight
TOP: Oh that's right you just smiled at me.
[fantasygurl09]
TOP: Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
YooBin: But I don't have blue eyes.
[night.star]
TOP : Dang baby, would you like some fries with that shake ?!
Yoobin : Would you like a refreshment while watching me make that shake ?
[.einnoc]
TOP: Do you have a cup of cold water?
YooBin: Yes. Why?
TOP: Because I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cause baby your making me HOT!
[night.star]
Seunghyun: Baby, you better call God !
Yoobin: Why?
SeungHyun: Cause he's missing an angel !
[breathe]
TOP: Do you work for UPS?
YB: No
TOP: I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
[fantasygurl09]
TOP: Miss!
YooBin: Yes?
TOP: You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
[night.star]
Yoobin : I'm wearing Revlon Colourstay lipstick.
TOP : Point ?
Yoobin : Wanna help me test the claim it wont kiss off ?
[.einnoc]
TOP: I hope there's a fireman around.
YooBin: Why?
TOP: Cause you're smokin'!
[night.star]
Seunghyun: If I was a hypotenuse, I would lie between your legs.
[neha200]
TOP: Are you from Tennessee?
YooBin: No. Why?
TOP: Cause you're the only TEN I see.
[night.star]
SeungHyun: It's a good thing I've got a library card.
Yoobin: Why ?
SeungHyun: Cause I'm checking you out!
[breathe]
TOP: Is your dad a terrorist Yoobin? Cause you're the bomb.
[vana]
TOP- You must be going to hell
Yoobin- why?
TOP- because it is a sin to look that good.
[seafood]
Seunghyun: Shoot ! Something is wrong with my phone?
Yoobin: What is it ?
SeungHyun: I don't have your phone number !
[breathe]
TOP: Feel my shirt, do you know what material this is? It’s boyfriend material.
[neha200]
Yoobin : I've checked twice
TOP : Check what twice ?
Yoobin : That you're definitely on my naughty list.
[.einnoc]
Top: Binnie, do you know how hot fire is?
Yoobin: ...What kind of question is that?
Top: A question complimenting that you are hot baby!
[spark.]
SeungHyun: Do you know what'd look good on you?
Yoobin: What?
SeungHyun : Me !
[breathe]
TOP : If I saw you naked, I'll die happy.
Yoobin : If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
[.einnoc]
TOP: Hey baby, you must be a light switch cause every time I see you, you turn me on.
[vana]
TOP: Binnie, you do know that being sexy is a crime right?
YooBin: When was it ever a crime?
TOP: Since you burn down my house. Now you'll be guilty as charged!
[night.star]
TOP: My love for you is like diarrhea...
Yoobin:
TOP: I just can't hold it in.
Yoobin:
[chellinx]
TOP: Umm, Yoobin ahh,
Yoobin : Hmm? Yes?
TOP: I lost my number can I have yours?
[SoshiBangBang]
TOP: Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
YooBin:This describes everything you're not.
[night.star]
TOP: The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
[neha200]
TOP: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
YooBin: But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
[night.star]
Yoobin: I need advice.
TOP: Whatever it is, sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
Yoobin: My place or yours? ;)
TOP: Yours today, mine tomorrow. We'll book the rest later.
[neha200]
TOP: What would you say if i asked u to marry me?
YooBin: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
[night.star]
TOP: I'm on TOP of things. Would you like to be one of them?
TOP: What would you say if i asked u to marry me?
YooBin: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
[night.star]
TOP: I'm on TOP of things. Would you like to be one of them?
[neha200]
YooBin: Let break up.
TOP: But it takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
[night.star]
TOP: I wish you were a screen door.....
Yoobin: Why?
TOP: So I can slam you all day long!
[neha200]
Top: YOO BIN!!
Yoobin: hmmmm?
Top: Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Yoobin:...........WHAT!?
[yoo-rin10CD]
TOP: Hey, my friends and I were rating you. They all gave you a 10 but I think you're still at 9.
Yoobin: Why am I only a 9?
TOP: You'd be a perfect 10 if your were with me.
[neha200]
Yoobin : Your so stupid
TOP : What I do ?
Yoobin : When the police told you that you broke the speed limit, you offered to fix it .
[.einnoc]
TOP: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
[purrple]
Top: You're like an exothermic reaction.
Yoobin: Excuse me?
Top: Co'z you spread your hotness everywhere!
[kaelum]
TOP- Knock knock.
Yoobin- Who's there?
TOP- You.
Yoobin- You, who?
TOP- You-bin's future husband! *points to self*
[spark.]
TOP - Are you a parking ticket?
Yoobin- What?
TOP - You got fine written all over you.
[seafood]
TOP: What's your name sexy?
Yoobin: Taken!
[neha200]
TOP: Baby, you’re so hot that you cause Global Warming!
YooBin: Are you telling me that I should be blame for Global Warming? The world is coming to an end because of me?!?!
TOP: I didn’t mean it like that baby!
[night.star]
TOP: You're so hot the sun has to wear sunglasses just to look at you.
[vana]
TOP: Nice legs...what time do they open?
Yoobin: i went out of business when you walked through the door.
[neha200]
Yoobin: If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
TOP: Says the terrorist's daughter...
[neha200]
TOP: I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
[neha200]
SunTae
YB: If you were a McDonald's sandwich, you'd be called a McGorgeous.
[vana]
TaeYang: If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
[night.star]
TaeYang: What was that sound?
SunYe: What sound?
TaeYang: The sound of my heart beating.
[night.star]
TY:We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
SY: Whose that?
[fantasygurl09]
Sunye : So there was this movie I wanted to see.
Taeyang : Okay. What about it?
Sunye : And my mom said I couldn't go alone. Will you go with me ?
[.einnoc]
Taeyang: Sunye, I think I got a cramp.
Sunye: Sorry, can't help you.
Taeyang: But you can do our little solo dance with me. Maybe I can get it cracked. *grin*
[spark.]
Taeyang: I don't know how to say this..but.....
Sunye: Tell me, you can tell me anything!
Taeyang: I think you've stolen my heart.
[breathe]
Taeyang- I think I feel like Richard Gere
Sunye- why?
Taeyang- I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
[seafood]
TaeYang: Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye.
SunYe: I do?
TaeYang: Nope, just sparkle.
[night.star]
Taeyang: You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall.....
Sunye: .....?
Taeyang: Is in love with me *smiles shyly*
[breathe]
Taeyang: If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
SunTae
YB: If you were a McDonald's sandwich, you'd be called a McGorgeous.
[vana]
TaeYang: If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
[night.star]
TaeYang: What was that sound?
SunYe: What sound?
TaeYang: The sound of my heart beating.
[night.star]
TY:We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
SY: Whose that?
[fantasygurl09]
Sunye : So there was this movie I wanted to see.
Taeyang : Okay. What about it?
Sunye : And my mom said I couldn't go alone. Will you go with me ?
[.einnoc]
Taeyang: Sunye, I think I got a cramp.
Sunye: Sorry, can't help you.
Taeyang: But you can do our little solo dance with me. Maybe I can get it cracked. *grin*
[spark.]
Taeyang: I don't know how to say this..but.....
Sunye: Tell me, you can tell me anything!
Taeyang: I think you've stolen my heart.
[breathe]
Taeyang- I think I feel like Richard Gere
Sunye- why?
Taeyang- I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
[seafood]
TaeYang: Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye.
SunYe: I do?
TaeYang: Nope, just sparkle.
[night.star]
Taeyang: You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall.....
Sunye: .....?
Taeyang: Is in love with me *smiles shyly*
[breathe]
Taeyang: If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
[neha200]
Taeyang : HE DID NOT JUST DO THAT !
Sunye : *watches Taeyang scream about losing* You are such a boy.
Taeyang : But I'm your boy.
[.einnoc]
Sunye: If you were lipgloss, I'd choose you first, HOT pink.
Taeyang:...Is that a compliment?
[spark.]
YB: You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Sun: Well, I sure hope I'm your reason to shine. ;)
[neha200]
Taeyang: Knock knock.
Sunye: Who's there?
Taeyang: Sol
Sunye: Sol...who?
Taeyang: Sun's Sol.
[spark.]
Taeyang- I must be a snowflake,
Sunye- why?
Taeyang- 'cuz I've fallen for you.
[seafood]
YB: If I had invented the alphabet, I would've put U & I together.
Sun: Well, then you must be the mastermind behind a computer's keyboard.
[neha200]
TaeHee
SH: Stares at TY
TY: *Walks over to her* Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
[fantasygurl09]
Sohee : You see Sunmi over there, Taeyang ?
Taeyang : Yes, why ?
Sohee : Well she wants to know if you think I'm cute.
[.einnoc]
YB: Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
[purrple]
Taeyang: Damn girl, was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout.
Sohee: My dad wasn't but I'm pretty good.
[neha200]
YB:You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
[purrple]
Taeyang: Do you have a band aid?
Sohee: Why? Did something happen?
Taeyang: Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
[kaelum]
Taeyang- Why did the girl kiss the boy?
Sohee- Why?
Taeyang- Because he pouted. *pouts ready for Sohee to kiss him*
[spark.]
SunTOP
Top: I want to MC again.
Sunye: Why?
Top: Y-you're doing the MC aren't you?
Sunye: No, only Daesung is.
[spark.]
TOP: Want to dance?
SUN: No, thank you.
TOP: Don't thank me, thank God someone asked you! >:(
[neha200]
TOP: Yes.
Sunye: No.
TOP: Yes.
Sunye: No.
TOP: Yes.
Sunye: We could do this all day.
TOP: OR, You can leave the doing to me, and you just lie down and relax.
[neha200]
EunBae
Ye Eun: Taeyang...
Taeyang: Yes dear?
Ye Eun: *does dance* BAE-BAY.
[spark.]
SunRi
Ri: I wish I could MC with you.
Sunye: Why?
Ri: Not only would I stand next to you, I could speak through the same mic!
Sunye: Seungri...err, we don't share microphones.
[spark.]
[neha200]
[by me]
[clayray3290]
[chellinx] - someone should make a fanfic...
