[DR] Drama Special ~ Never Ending Love ★★★☆☆

     I just stumbled upon this randomly as I was looking through Nam Gyuri's videos. And it was really hard to find since I had to look up Kyujong's wiki page to figure out what show they were in together. Turns out, it's just a drama special. Regardless, I thought I'd review [it's more of a summary] it any way. So, here we go.

     First of all, our main stars are Nam Gyuri [SeeYa, 49 Days], who plays Kyuri, and Kim Kyujong [SS501, Saving Madam Go Bong Shil], who plays Junsu. And to support the couple, we have Park Ki Woong [The Musical, Bridal Mask].

     Five minutes into this drama and I already figured out that I'm probably going to end up crying by the end of this. And for some K-drama fans, it may be an automatic turn-off. Well, what else can drama-makers expect when they put brain tumor and heart disease together in one show? It sure as hell doesn't beat Oohlala Couple but it's no joke.

     So the story starts off with Park Kiwoong's character [Junsu comes up with the nickname Gown for him later so I'll just call him that], who happens to be Kyuri's childhood friend, jogging with her. And what do we find out in those first few seconds? One, Kyuri has heart problems, and two, she is quite stubborn. Anyways, the jogging was too much so she was taken to the hospital in an ambulance. The doctor in charge of her is none other than Gown. Right away, I can guess why he became a doctor in the first place but in case other people can't, he'll tell you himself.

     As she's brought into the hospital, we meet our male lead Junsu [Kyujong] who is also a patient at the hospital [brain tumor, remember?]. Anyways, he captures the whole scene where Kyuri is brought into the hospital on his video camera? No, I did not understand that at first [Maybe he wanted to be a movie-maker?] but I think some people might get offended by being video-taped like that.

     In the midst of all this, we are introduced to a minor couple which consists of Junsu's brother [who is a kidney? patient...I don't know if they're blood-related at this point] and the nurse that takes care of them. I actually thought this couple was very cute. It was pretty much one-sided but I think anyone would soften up for a guy who brings you drinks and folds a jar full of cranes.

     Back to Kyuri's stubborn nature. Apparently, the hospital is too stuffy for our leading lady. Hence, she always ventures out despite the doctor's orders, and she gets associated with Junsu. Junsu asks Kyuri to be the leading actress in his movie and offers a cigarette as the performance fee. Overtime they become friends, almost kill each other, and eventually fall in love. But that was bound to happen right, especially when their  hearts match. As soon as this little bit was revealed [maybe even way before that], I could predict, either one of them is going to die or both. I had a theory: it's very simple and obvious. I think Junsu will die first [despite all of the times Kyuri jokes about dying] and his heart will be given to her.

Junsu's heart belongs to Kyuri, literally.

     However, before the big tragedy hits, they should live their lives to the fullest [together]. So, for her birthday, Kyuri forces Junsu out of the hospital to hang out. They go try on wedding gear, take pictures, share some kisses on the cheeks, and enjoy a meal together. Oh and Junsu sings for her, gives her flowers, and proposes. It was LEGEN- [wait for it...]

"There is no performance fee. And I also can't guarantee about the show...There's still no plot yet. And I don't know how much I can record, but...You are the main actress in my life. Do you want to record a movie with me?"

DARY!

     First of all, aww poor Gown. I mean, he was obviously in love with her. But she rejected him a long time ago. And he still vowed, whether friends or lovers, he would cure her. So yeah, a little sympathy for him [Park Kiwoong just never seems to get the girl]. BUT, Junsu even got her a ring [not a real one but still...]. And it turns out the song he sang is Confession [originally by SS501?]. He gets a "YES" for effort, after which they hug and kiss. Happy ending? I think not. Well I don't know but this is when they decide to leap 1 month into the future.

     Now we have Gown in the hospital with Kyuri, who does not seem like a healthy bride. Nor does Junsu seem like a healthy Groom. But he's still alive so that's good I guess [I thought he'd die after the leap]. But of course, Kyuri's condition worsens, and as soon as she's taken into [what I assume] the operation theatre, Junsu's heart rate goes flat. TT_TT And everyone moves on with their lives. Just kidding. They forward and show a healthier looking Kyuri and I'm pretty sure my predictions are correct. You can probably guess what happened. And then another leap, but this time it's 1 year.

     It shows Kyuri going into the same restaurant where Junsu proposed to her. Turns out he left her a video diary message for her birthday before he died. And the first thing he says is that when he first met her on the roof, he was actually going to jump. And, not gonna lie, during that scene I was scared he was planning it too, but he didn't so I thought I was wrong. But turns out I was right. He ends the message with "Sorry for leaving first." Cue the tears.

They did a good job making him look sickly...

     Junsu's kidney hyung is shown getting ready to leave the hospital but before he does, he thought it would be nice to gift us with another reason to cry. Apparently, Junsu had found out that his heart matched Kyuri's [forget patient confidentiality...he probably heard nurses talking] and made his hyung promise to remove his oxygen mask if anything happened to Kyuri before him. I wracked my brain trying to remember the last scene with him. All I know was that he was alone, but I can't remember if he had the oxygen mask or not. Anyways, the hyung finally says "I Love You" to the nurse and they make out. No I'm not making this shit up; that's really how it went. Like I said earlier, after his countless efforts, how could she not like the guy.

     The ending scene shows Kyuri running [now she can run all she wants] and when she stops she stomps her feet. In the beginning, Junsu had told her that in Africa, some people stomp their feet when they miss someone [apparently they can hear no matter how far away they are]. But hey, I don't want a sappy ending. So of course, Gown runs up to her...actually, his new nickname is "Weakling". Anyways, it's not really clear whether they are together or not but I'm assuming she's not going to spend the rest of her life alone.

All in all, I think those 55 minutes of my life are not something I'll want back. I don't have much to say. It wasn't really a drama or a movie. It was pastime. 3 stars from me. Yeah, it was typical/cliche/predictable but I wasn't necessarily bored. It was cute, sad, depressing, melancholic, heartbreaking, gloomy, dejecting, dreary...but at least there was only 1 death, right?

Actually, let's just say he went to the army for a while. ;)

And for anyone who wants to watch it, it's available here with full English subs.

[DR] Dating Agency: Cyrano ~ Episodes 1-9 ★★★★☆

[Warning: SPOILERS AHEAD!] Watch the show at Dramafever!

     First of all, not an SNSD fan and from all the members I've seen in dramas, none of them possess an actual talent in acting. However, way back when, I saw Yuri and Sooyoung in Unstoppable Marriage with FT Island's Jaejin and I thought they were pretty funny. I think Sooyoung suits comedy and she's not doing such a bad job in this show. For the sake of this review, I will set aside as much of my bias as I can. Oh and did I mention, this is the 4th installment of the Oh! Boy series [besides this, I only watched Flower Boy Next Door], so yeah, it has a line-up of good-looking men.

     When I started this show, I suddenly remembered there was a movie version with Park Shin Hye and [since I love her] I decided to watch it. I liked the movie a lot and yes there are quite a few [actually several] scenes that are very similar in the show. Also the two main characters have the same names in both.  Anyways, I recommend watching the movie if you have time. I thought the show was pretty crazy, but the movie is quite fun too. [You can find it with full English subs on YouTube.]

     Now, onto the show. Let's just make it clear; this show really doesn't have surprises. You can practically predict everything long before it is revealed. However, that doesn't mean this show doesn't have its "Aha" moments cause it does. There's a different kind of excitement in waiting for things you know will happen to happen. Such moments include the scene where Chunhee [aka Master] finally shows his gangster side. It's kind of ironic how he always gets cool/tough guy roles when he's so different in real life [refer to Family Outing]. In this drama, he has a license for knives [which get blurred out just like in Heartless City].

     I mean, seriously, we obviously knew he was associated with those 2 gangpaes [gangsters] that always hang around him but yeah I was waiting for him to break into action. It was kind of sad when he did though cause Sooyoung [aka Minyoung] saw and he looked panicked. Why, you ask?! Cause he likes her, duh! And, in all honesty, I want her to end up with Master. If this show pulls through for me on that matter, it will definitely get an extra star when I rate it at the end.

     Now that I've covered Master-Minyoung's story, I'll move onto the other members of the agency. Let's start with our lead: Lee Jong Hyuk [aka Seo Byung Hun] whom I loved in Gentleman's Dignity. The show opens up with him as a really cool guy who really know's what he's doing. Either this guy is really passionate about what he does or he has a talent for hooking up people [or both]. Anyways, the charismatic Seo loses face pretty quickly and quite a few times. The first time we see his dashing armor crumble is on the roof where the 2 guys bully him [seems like he's in debt...no idea what it has to do with the Master yet]. And then he has some crazy [yet shockingly realistic] superstition theory about having bad luck every 431 [? - not sure about this number] days.

     Minyoung semi-confessed to Seo! Yes she did...Okay so she was snooping wandering around his room when she found the envelope from his old friend that the first love gave him. Normally when the envelope is unopened, you would leave it alone right but wait for it...I was talking to my computer screen going "Don't you dare! Don't do it! Why?" And yeah, she went and tried to open it. Did she succeed? No. Did she get caught? Yes. Ugh. @_@ So yeah he caught her and they got into an argument about her snoopiness. And she was all like "I don't know why I care if you still like your first love. I don't know why I was curious about the envelope"...so um yeah, she went a little crazy...[Things got pretty intense]

And he's all like "Do you like me?" And I'm all like "ruh-roh!"

     In the end, what a waste, it was just an invitation to his friend and first love's wedding. What's worse, Master witnessed the whole thing. He got worried for a second but the smile on his face was evident when she denied liking Seo. And what the hell was up with him in that drowning scene? Minyoung put her hand out to help and what does he do? Play rock, paper, scissors with her in the water! That was the most unexpected scene in this whole drama. And then yeah, the CPR: totally saw it coming from miles away [and can I just say she was doing it wrong-the chest pumping part]. For the first time, I really hate Taeyeon's OST [her voice sounds so weird in here]. Anyways, I was like, this would be the part where you pull her in for a real kiss [like in BBF]! But it ended right there and I was like "Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!"

actually, it might have been more like this:

"I refuse to believe that it ends there!...and what will she make him do, presuming she's won the bet."

     On the bright side, Seo is starting to soften up to Minyoung. And I've gotten used to calling her by the nickname he came up with: Gongi dol [idk how to spell it but it's something along the lines of 'Gong Stone']. And yeah, they've had a lot of heart-tugging moments so something's bound to happen right? Especially after that accident on the couch. The scene was kind of awkward but I'm glad it happened. And yes, the 'first love' walking in on that really added to the greatness of that scene. And actually, if Sooyoung ends up with Chunhee, I wouldn't mind Seo ending up with his first love. I'm kind of worried that the ending might be like the movie [in the movie, the ending was beyond satisfying but I don't want the same thing for the drama].

     I guess we should quickly cover the side characters, our two real flowerboys. Let's start with Moojin. He's the mysterious one-liner type. Doesn't talk much but you know they're going to add to his character, which they did. I don't think I really like this whole ordeal of giving these side characters a love story. I'm just not satisfied with the girl. Moojin's "interest" is the "cute-type" who happens to work in Chunhee's restaurant. So, obviously their parts aren't as interesting but lately, ever since Moojin's interest in the girl has become obvious, it's fun to watch him constantly checking the heart rate machine. He even tested it on Sooyoung.

Now, for Ahrang, my beloved from KPOP Extreme Survival [took me a while but I knew he looked familiar]...well he's another story. In short, he's the bubbliest of the bunch [not exceeding Sooyoung]. He's cute and very helpful. He was pushed into the main character slot for a while when Taemin [SHINee] made a cameo with his love story. Who would've thought that Ahrang would turn out to be the 3rd person in the love triangle? That's right, we did! [Cause this show is quite predictable, remember?] Well, we're bound to notice when they all of a sudden decide to show him going to school...which reminds me, how the hell do they manage to infiltrate every setting with Sooyoung. First they put her in high school and then in a kitchen. It's either good connections or pure luck. -_-

     I for one, during his story actually was rooting for Taemin all the way. For one, the poor guy was first okay. And I feel like Ahrang only started to like the girl as a result of her confessing to him. There are people like that, who are indifferent at first but start to take notice after something dramatic. I'm glad he had the chance to confess and let her go. I mean, how could that girl not have fallen for Taemin [aka Ray]? The scene where he grabbed her hand and they ran away from his fans was pretty epic. And I swear that scene in the alley called for a kiss...but oh well, they had their happy ending. On a side note, as cute as Taemin's love story was, the band-aid thing was a little gross. As for Ahrang, I hope he gets another story in the future episodes.

     And don't think I didn't notice but I have a hunch...that just maybe, Moojin and Ahrang can sense the love tension forming between their 2 colleagues. I wonder if they'll be the ones to hook them up later... O_O

     FYI, I love all the hidden cameras, gadgets and the puny car [which seems to change color every now and then]. Those hidden cameras really help in exposing everyone's true feelings -- such as the scene where Ahrang kissed Sekyung. And it was pretty funny when Seo wanted to use the hidden cameras to check up on Master and Minyoung. Another thing I really love is all these cameos [I can't believe they made our precious giraffe a masochist...actually, I can't believe that role suited him so well]. Ji Jin Hee, Taemin, and Gong Yoo really captured my heart...again.

     I really do wish such an agency existed in real life [wouldn't it be useful for us KPOP fans]. And all of the stalking in this show is completely normal, only cause everyone does it. ;) All in all, I'd give this drama 4 stars so far, cause if it's kept me interested for 9 episodes, then it has potential. I just hope it doesn't pull an Oohlala Couple Tragedy on me.

[credits to dramabeans, dramafever and shinee fans for the pictures]

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[DR] OohLaLa Couple ★★☆☆☆

What drama not to watch: Ooh La La Couple.

     I'm warning you, don't do it. My sister, my friend and I all watched it together and we all really liked it in the beginning but about half way through, it started to dip...big time. But we still had hope...till the very end. And boy were we disappointed. Not only did it lose most of its comedy, but it was just wrong.

     And because I'm recommending you NOT watch it, here come the spoilers. Okay, so first of all the whole series starts off with the couple's divorce which goes smoothly until the ahjusshi from Stairway to Heaven tumbles down the stairs and they both get taken in an ambulance [she's a caring wife]. By the way, think twice before you take an ambulance in Korea, cause [not once...but twice in this] the ambulance got into an accident. Anyways, it's right after the accident that they switch bodies and cue the laughter.

    So let's rewind to the reason why they were getting the divorce in the first place. And let me just tell you before hand, they get back together [& remarry] in the end. The reason I'm revealing that is so I can explain why it was so wrong and why it caused me to hate this drama so much.

     Okay, so the husband's mistake #1: Prior to the divorce, the wife was on a strike. Yes, a housewife strike. It's actually pretty fun; you don't have to cook or clean. Obviously it's not for no reason. Her husband treats her like trash and her son treats her like a maid [remember this bit for later reference]. So yeah he's always yelling at her, never defending her in front of his mother, letting her be bossed around by his mother and sister. [Another note: we later find out she wasn't a sweet loving wife to him either...but hey, at least she was faithful and took care of things around the house.]

     Now they've switched bodies and I present mistake #2: Cheating on his wife with Victoria [Ugh. hated her in Bridal Mask too]. Not only did he cheat on her...but she freaking caught him? How, you ask? He was housing her in an apartment he had bought years ago for his family to move into [they ended up not doing so cause his mother got sick]. So the wife goes to check on it, and what great timing for the happy cheating couple. So yeah she sees them [after hiding herself in the bathroom]. Oh and guess what? Her asthma kicks in. Later in the drama we find out that her asthma hadn't been active ever since she got married. So yeah, he cheated on her and brought her asthma back, so hence, the divorce.

     Let's quickly move onto mistake #3 [the greatest of them all]: he almost killed his wife...but he succeeded in losing their baby. Let me explain. After the switch, a monk told them that sleeping together might switch them back and so they did...and yeah the husband inside the wife's body got pregnant. It was really weird [not so touching as one would presume]. So anyway, Victoria had momentarily disappeared so he [inside the wife's body] went to go look for her at the apartment. By the way, this is after he breaks up with Victoria to get back with his wife [mostly because of the baby]. So anyway, he gets there and she's collapsed on the floor. And what does that trigger? The wife's asthma, which he has no clue about! [Now I don't fully blame him for not knowing since it hadn't been active since they got married but still...he's the one who brought it back to begin with!] Back to the story: the last thing he does before passing out is call for an ambulance.

     On the other hand the wife [in the husband's body] at the hotel they work at falls off a ladder and cue the big switch back. So she wakes up in her body by Victoria with asthma! Forget Victoria, she runs off to the pharmacy for an inhaler [just like in the beginning]. So yeah after that, she's taken to the hospital where she finds out she's had a miscarriage. BOOOOO! The husband rushes back to the apartment and both ladies are missing so he goes to the hospital and only sees Victoria. So the wife goes missing for a day [she's still crying in the hospital]. When she gets back, she packs her bags and goes back to her mom.

     Let me summarize what the husband has done. Jerkanova has treated his wife like a maid, cheated on her, "reactivated" her asthma", almost killed her, and lost their unborn child. And yes he changed for the better but let me further convince you of why he is not worthy of reconciling with his wife.

     In the midst of this whole switcheroo, the wife's ex-boyfriend [the man is like an angel of perfection...a gift from God] comes back into her life [the husband has no idea about him until later on] as the hotel's general manager. Not only is he perfect in every way, but he still loves her! So the whole flashback of him starts with their cute childhood love story and ends with him dumping her [sometime in their 20s] and telling her he's going to the US with another girl. So yeah, no doubt, that leaves the wife bitter and depressed. And hell yeah, the husband was a rebound man! :D

     However, later we find out that the XBF had stomach cancer [tell me you didn't just think about stopping right there...that's not even the half of it]. So yeah, that was why he left [he actually went and talked to the wife's mom and she told him to leave her [shame on her]. Well, he survived, and now he runs a hotel; he's also working on making the house the wife wanted to live when they were younger --- and he can kick the husband's butt, physically.

     So yeah, throughout the course of the drama, there were other medical conditions brought up aside from the asthma and stomach cancer. This will make any k-drama fan laugh. So in addition to those two, Victoria had a weak heart, the wife got liver cancer, and the husband [coincidentally having the same blood would give her his liver...oh but his doctor friend says he shouldn't since he has a weak heart too...but] ends up giving his liver anyway.

     In the end, since the wife and XBF had started dating again and were quite happy, the husband seemed like he was going to back off...BUT here comes the good-for-nothing son [remember the one that would treat his mom like a maid] telling XBF [actually he wouldn't be "ex" anymore since he's been repromoted] that his dad still loves his mom so he would greatly appreciate Angel BF stepping down from his rightful place. Uh, hello little kid, where the hell did you acquire the rights to decide who makes your mommy happy? O_O Like really? And Mr Angel BF being the angel he is actually listens to the boy and loses the girl for the second time in his life. So yeah Jerkanova and the wife get remarried and a happily never after for the audience.

[And guys I haven't even said anything about what he did to her in their past life...-_-....]

     Okay so after all my bitterness, I do wanna go back and list some strong points in this drama. The first half was incredible. I mean there was a lot of potential. Besides Gentleman's Dignity, this was the only show I liked with middle-aged people. I guess it was mostly the comedy that saved it.

     I'll explain my rating. I gave it 2 out of 5 possible stars. 1 star was for the hilarious, potential filled first 7-9 episodes. 1/2 a star was for the great acting from Kim Jung Eun and Shin Hyun Joon [I'd say they outdid Secret Garden...not in the tracksuit department though]. The other 1/2 a star was for the OSTs. Not gonna lie, when this show was airing, I wanted to watch it just for Sunye's OST, but after watching it I liked the other songs too.

 

So anyways aside from the comedy, acting and OSTs, I also liked the side couple which consisted of Jerkanova's sister and the guy who was competing with him for the general manager position. They were very odd...and so I liked them. Also, the only people who were told about the switch were Victoria, Jerkanova's friend: Lawyer Lee [who cheats on his wife way more than Jerkanova], and Lawyer Lee's wife who is also the wife's [Kim Jung Eun] friend. These people were told in order to avoid confusion and mishaps. However, since the sister was not told, she had a lot of misconceptions about the 5 people involved. It added to the chaos and made the situations funnier. Another big thing that added to the humor was all the nabs taken at Jerkanova's freekishly large nose.

Another disappointment was Narsha's acting. Her role was almost useless and kind of confusing at times. I know the God of Fate was trying to get the husband and wife together so I didn't like him but Narsha was the goddess of love so I couldn't tell if she was trying to help soulmates since childhood [aka cancer couple] or the fated since their past life [aka transplant couple]. I was disappointed in them and how nobody noticed that they seemed to work everywhere, from the jewelry store to the hospital.

I did realized one thing from watching this drama: Kim Jung Eun looks like Hongki [FT Island]!

Oh, and this qualifies for bromance of the year right?

Which reminds me, I wonder how he would have felt about that first hug if they had told him about the switch. But, since they didn't, I guess we'll never know. *sigh*

[WB] Pick-Up Lines

credits to the owner

Bring on the cheesy-ness!

This is a collection of wonderbang pick-up lines and other cheesy stuff. [There's a couple of disses hidden in here too.] Most of it is from the soompi WonderBang thread [some are from wonderbang fanfics]. I tried to credit everyone, sorry if I messed up somewhere. Now, obviously, most of these aren't original but I thought I should credit the people for finding them and attaching them to the appropriate couples. Oh and a warning: Some of these are a little pervy/rated [especially *cough*top and gd's*cough*] so you've been warned. And this list will always be incomplete so if you'd like to submit one, leave it in the comments. ^^


Depression hurts...wonderbang can help.
[neha200]


G-Ye

JiYong: Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you MINE?
SunYe: mmmm....
JiYong: And, in case you forget my name too, call me YOURS!
[purple]

Ji Yong: *Walks up to Sun Ye and looks at her shirt label*
Sun Ye: What are you doing? o_O
Ji Yong: Yup! It says made in heaven!
[wonderbang]

GD: Hey you know my mobile has a calendar, camera, compass, games and everything. You know what it doesn’t have? You phone number.
[silent_regrets]

Ji Yong: Are you religious?
Sun Ye: Why do you ask?
Ji Yong: Because you're the answer to all of my prayers.
[wonderbang]

Sunye: Kwon Jiyong, turn around and tell me what you think of me in this dress. *twirls*
Jiyong: Honestly, I don't like it. You know what would look better on you?
Sunye: *looks around the shop* What?
Jiyong: Nothing.
[neha200]

GD: If I was a witch, you'd be a bucket of water.
Sunye: ?????
GD: When you touch me, I melt!
[clayray3290]

GD: Words begin with A,B,C.Numbers begin with 1,2,3.
Music begins with do, re, mi.
And love begins with You & Me!
[purple]

GD: Sunye..... Roses are red Violets are blue...........
SUNYE: lol corny much dear?
GD: Yah let me continue will ya.
SUNYE: ok lol
GD: Angels have wings, we can only see them in dreams and in heaven........so i guess you're my slice of heaven but the best part is that...you're not a dream.
[vana]

Jiyong: Roses are red, poems are corny, let’s get in that bed cuz I’m feeling horny.
Sunye: *rolls eyes* You'd have a better chance if you'd just stop with those pick-up lines.
[neha200]

GD: You wanna role play?
SY: Sure
GD: You be the titanic, I'll be the iceberg and I will go down on you
SY: O_o
[fantasygurl09]

G-Dragon : OhMyGosh ! I'm Choking !
Sunye : What do you want me to do ?!
G-Dragon : Mouth-to-Mouth QUICK!
[.einnoc]

Sunye: I wonder why there isn't any stars tonight
Jiyong: Because you outshine them.
[breathe]

G-Dragon : So whats it gonna be ?
Sunye : Be what ?
G-Dragon : Are you free tonight or will it cost me ?
[.einnoc]

GD: Excuse me, Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sunye: .....
GD: or should I walk by you again?
[purple]

Jiyong: You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right and I'll do it your way.
[neha200]

GD: Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
[purple]

GD: I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.
[purple]

Jiyong: I wish I could be your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

[neha200]

GD: Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
[purple]

GD: you know what? I less than three you...
Sunye: I don't understand what you mean
GD: when you write it, it becomes (i < 3 you)
[kaelum]

Jiyong: Sunye did it hurt?
Sunye: O________O did what hurt jiyong?
Jiyong: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and into my heart?
[vana]

GD: I’ll call you Sweetie, but you can call me 514-555-4584 (;
[MissBoAngel]

GD: Oh come on Sunye. Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
[silent_regrets]

GD: Hey babe, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Sunye: Unfertilized please.
GD: I'm sorry, didn't you read the sign outside that said Big Bang? We only serve it one way. ;)
[neha200]

GD: Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Sunye: I am your girlfriend!!!
GD: Oh right.

[silent_regrets]

GD: I'm sure glad I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

Sunye: Jiyong you don’t even own a library card!!

[silent_regrets]

GD: Hey! Don't walk into that building--
Sun: Why?
GD: Cause the sprinklers might go off!
[silent_regrets]

Jiyong: (walks up and sits beside Sunye) Hey baby.
Sunye: Excuse me?
Jiyong: It's me! from last night! remember?
Sunye: I have no idea who you are. . .
Jiyong: Remember? You got drunk and I had my way with you.
Sunye: What are you talking about? I've never seen you before in my life!
Jiyong: Alright, well if you don't remember me then I'll let you be.
Sunye: Thank you.
Jiyong: (takes off ear-piece for his cell phone and looks at the her) Hey. Do I know you?
[neha200]

GD: Hello there. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back!
[silent_regrets]

GD: Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
[silent_regrets]

GD: Is this seat empty?
Sunye: Yes, and this one will be (too) if you sit down.
[neha200]

Jiyong: Sunye yah! Do you know I’m invisible?
Sunye: No you’re not!
Jiyong: Can you see me?
Sunye: Yes.
Jiyong: How about tomorrow night?
[silent_regrets]

Jiyong: Call me Fred Flinstone cause I can make your bed rock.
Sunye: Sorry, I've always been more of a Jetsons person.
[neha200]

Hee-Dragon

J: Sohee, Are you hungry?
Sohee: NO why?
J: cause i'm craving mandu.
[vana]

GD: I'm a dragon, you're a mandu (dumpling) let me eat you.
[Nirvana]

GD: Can you help me up? I think I fell...*shows his million dollar smile*...for you.
[chellinx]

JiYoung: Hello
SoHee: Hi
JiYoung: I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
[night.star]

JiYoung: I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
SoHee: Just turn left and then right. When you see the sign "Police Station," you have arrived.
[night.star]

G-Dragon : My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow ?
Sohee : I don't like Skittles.
[.einnoc]

G-Dragon: Are you a surgeon?
SoHee: No. I'm a singer. Why did you ask?
G-Dragon: Cause you just took my heart away!
[night.star]

JiYong: I can tell your future.
Sohee: Sure what is it?
JiYong: It involves giving me your number.
[breathe]

GD: *shakes his head*
SH: What?
GD: You've been a bad girl, go to my room!
[fantasygurl09]

G-Dragon : Hey baby, I'm a Leo, whats your sign ?
Sohee: Do Not Enter.
[.einnoc]

G-Dragon : Would you touch me ?
Sohee : Why ?
G-Dragon : So I could tell my friends I've been touched by an angel.
[.einnoc]

G-Dragon: Are you a parking ticket?
SoHee: What?
G-Dragon: You got fine written all over you.
[night.star]

G-Dragon: SoHee, life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
SoHee: *Hug him*
[night.star]

JiYong: Excuse me, do you have a bandaid ?
Sohee: Yes, why?
JiYong: Because I hurt my knee when I fell for you!
[breathe]

Jiyong: I want to treat you like homework, slam you on the desk and do you all night long.
Sohee: *SLAP*
[seafood]

Jiyong: Is your dad a baker ?
Sohee: No why ?
JiYong: Cause you're a cutie pie !
[breathe]
GD: Do you have any raisins?
Sohee: No...
GD: How about a date?
[neha200]

Jiyong: Can I have the directions?
Sohee: To where?
Jiyong: Your heart.
[breathe]

Sohee: Oh bite me. *sarcasm**
GD: Mandu, you're so attractive that I won't only bite you, I'll eat you.
[spark.]

JiYong: Were you arrested earlier? Because it must be a crime to look that dang beautiful !
Sohee: You and your pick up lines...they are neverending
[breathe]

G-Dragon: Knock, knock!
SoHee: Who's there?
G-Dragon: Boo.
SoHee: Boo who? (Boo-hoo!)
G-Dragon: Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke.
[night.star]

G-Dragon: Knock, knock!
SoHee: Who's there?
G-Dragon: A little boy who can't reach the door bell!
[night.star]

G-Dragon : Do you want to slip into something more comfortable before heading out ?
Sohee : I don't, maybe you do. If you want something really comfortable try a coma. Don't worry I have time.
[.einnoc]

G-Dragon: Haven't we met before?
SoHee: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.
[night.star]

G-Dragon: So, wanna go back to my place?
SoHee: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
[night.star]

G-Dragon: I want to give myself to you.
SoHee: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
[night.star]

GD: Baby did you fart?
Sohee: No why?
Jiyong: Cause you blew me away!
[seafood]

GD: I know how to please a woman.
Sohee: Then please leave me alone.
[neha200]

GD: If I were to narrow the alphabet down to 3 LETTERS... it would be U N I (you & I)...
Sohee: Awww, Jiyong...
Lim: Uni? What does university have to do w/ the alphabet?
Sohee: (flustered) SHUT UP, LIM
[nile_lata]

GD: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Sohee: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
[neha200]

GD: Just wanted to see your pretty eyes.
Sohee: Ugh. Were you born in the 60's?
GD: No, why?
Sohee: Because that pick-up line is so out of date.
[ilovetaeyang]

RiMi

Seungri: Do you live in outer space?
Sunmi: What?
Seungri: Cause that's how far I would go just to see you.
[xlilvietgrl]

Seungri: Do you have a quarter?... Cause my mom told me to call her when I meet an angel.
[pinkpiglet]

Seungri: There is an alien landed in my backyard with a tangerine orange spaceship, wanna go see?
[Nirvana]

seungri: Are you from outerspace?
sunmi: ???
seungri: Cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
[vana]

SR: Excuse me, do you have a GPS navigation?
SM: No, why?
SR: Because I got lost on your eyes.
[fantasygurl09]

SeungRi: Was you father an alien?
SunMi: Nope. Why did you ask that?
SeungRi: Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
[night.star]

Seungri: Hey, did you eat lucky charms this morning? Coz' you're magically delicious!

[neha200]

SeungRi: Something is wrong with my cell phone.
SunMi: Really? What is that?
SeungRi: Its just that...your numbers not in it.
[night.star]

Seungri: Something's wrong with my eyes?
Sunmi: what is it?
SeungRi i can't take them off you !
[breathe]

Ri: Omona
Mi: Omana
Ri: Seriously! OMONA! You are fine honey!
[spark.]

Seungri : Havent I seen you somewhere before ?
Sunmi : Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
[.einnoc]

SunMi: If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
SeungRi: Baby, I'm coming!
[night.star]

Seungri: Do you have 11 protons? 
Sunmi: O_O
Seungri: Cause your sodium fine.
[neha200]

SunMi: Where did you get that bruise?
SeungRi: I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. Can you kiss it, it will be much better?
SunMi: *kiss* is it better now?
[night.star]

Sunmi : Help the Homeless
Seungri : How ?
Sunmi : Take me home with you.
[.einnoc]

SeungRi: Miss, I'm blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
SunMi: Should I give him my name and number?
[night.star]

SeungRi: Are you lost?
SunMi: No. Why?
SeungRi:Because heaven's a long way from here.
[night.star]

SeungRi: Did it hurt?
SunMi: Did what hurt?
SeungRi: When you fell from heaven.
[night.star]

SeungRi: If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
SunMi. Ew.
[night.star]

Seungri: Is your father an alien?
Sunmi: Why?
Seungri: Cause you're out of this world!
[breathe]

Seungri - alien
Sunmi- what? (stare at him)
Seungri- your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Sunmi- YOURS TOO!
[seafood]

Seungri: Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.

SeungRi:Can I borrow a quarter?
Sunmi: What for?
SeungRi: I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
[breathe]

Ri- My life is messed up!
Mi- Why?
Ri- Because I don't have a pick up line for you!
[spark.]

SeungRi: Can I have your picture?
SunMi: Why?
SeungRi: Cause I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
SunMi: Can I have your picture then?
SeungRi: Why?
SunMi: So the cops will know who to look for.
[night.star]
Seungri: If I could be any enzyme I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.
[neha200]

SeungRi: SunMi, my dear, if a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
[night.star]

Sunmi : I have an owie on my lip.
Seungri : is it okay ?
Sunmi : it would be if you kissed it.
[.einnoc]

SeungRi: MiMi do you believes in love at first sight?
SunMi: Why you ask RiRi?
SeungRi: Because if you don't, I don't mind walking by again.
[night.star]

Ri: Miiii.
Mi: Yes Ri?
Ri: Marry mi-mi-mi-mi-mi~!
[spark.]

SeungRi: You should be in the dictionary !
Sunmi: why ?
SeungRi: because you are the meaning to my life !
[breathe]

SeungRi: There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
SunMi: I feel special then.
SeungRi: There also isn't a word in the dictionary for how much I love you. Baby, me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
[night.star]

SeungRi: Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
SunMi: That must have been tiring.
SeungRi: HEY! That's supposed to be sweet!
[night.star]

SeungRi: Will you go out with me?
SunMi: Umm....
SeungRi: Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
[night.star]

SunMi: Waiter!
SeungRi: What do you want? Coffee? Tea? Me?
[night.star]

Seungri: Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
[neha200]

SeungRi: Knock, Knock!
SunMi: Who's there?
SeungRi: Santa.
SunMi: Santa who?
SeungRi: Santa Claus here to wrap you up and bring you home.
[night.star]

SeungRi: Knock Knock
SunMi: Who's there?
SeungRi: About!
SunMi: About who?
SeungRi: About time you answered the door!
[night.star]

SeungRi: MiMi, what is the fruitiest lesson?
SunMi: I don’t know.
SeungRi: It's history, because it's full of dates!
[night.star]

SunMi: How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end?
SeungRi: Because its round!
SeungRi: What animals are on legal documents?SunMi: Panda?
SeungRi: No! It’s the seal!!!!!
[night.star]

SeungRi: Quick, take the wheel!SunMi: Why?
SeungRi: Because there is a tree coming straight for us!
[night.star]

SeungRi: SunMi, what’s 5+2+0?
SunMi: 7.
SeungRi: Nope. It’s 520(I love you in Mandarin)
[night.star]

SeungRi: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
SunMi: It's in the phone book.
SeungRi: But I don't know your name.
SunMi: That's in the phone book too.
[night.star]

seungri: It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are
sunmi: *blinks eye*
seungri: but if it did, I would be overqualified.
[kaelum]

seungri: my love for you is like the universe
sunmi: huh?
seungri: it's neverending!
[kaelum]

Ri- Do you know why the old couple had to be stuffed in the coffin together for the funeral?
Mi- Why?
Ri- Because the tangerine paste they made wouldn't come off of their hands.
[spark.]

Seungri: If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
[purrple]

Seungri: If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
[purrple]

Seung ri - hey excuse me miss aren't you forgetting something?
Sunmi - what?
Seung ri- ME!
[seafood]

SeungRi: I can tell that you want me.
SunMi: Yes, I want you to leave.
[night.star]

SeungRi: Fat penguin
SunMi: What?!
SeungRi: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
[night.star]

SeungRi: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
SunMi: Unfortunately, you can't.
[night.star]

Mi: Did you know that dolphins are the only other species that mate for fun?
Ri: ...Are you trying to pick me up Mi? Because that's kind of scary...
[spark.]

SunMi: Do you like me?
Seung Ri: No.
SunMi: Do you think I'm pretty?
Seung Ri: No.
SunMi: Would you catch me if I fall?
Seung Ri: No.
SunMi: Would you choose me or your life?
Seung Ri: My life.
*SunMi cried and run away* *Seung Ri chase after SunMi.*
Seung Ri: I don't like you, I love you. I don't think your pretty, I think your beautiful.
I wouldn't catch you if you fall, I'd fall with you. And you are my life.
[night.star]

Seungri: What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply...
Sunmi: I'm not the girl from your Strong Baby MV!!!
[neha200]

SunMi: If you're running out of money, then just sell me. I'll do anything for you.
SeungRi: No I can't.
SunMi: Why?
SeungRi: Because no one will buy you.
SunMi: Meanie! I hate you!
SunMi: No wait. Don't go. I`m saying no one will buy you because no one has enough money
to buy something as precious as you. You're way too expensive!
[night.star]

Mi- I want an eclipse to happen.
Ri- Why?
Mi- Because then the moon and sun could finally be together.
Ri- Do you want to be my eclipse?
[spark.]

Seungri: Sun Mi! Sun Mi! Guess what?
Sun Mi: What?
Seungri: Guess who I love.
Sun Mi: *shrugs* I dunno...You love yourself?
Seungri: No. I love Mi.
Sun Mi: That's what I said! (Thinking that Seungri said "Me")
Seungri: Noooo...I do love myself, but I love Mi more.
Sun Mi: *very confused* Huh?!
Seungri: I love Mi. *points to Sun Mi* I love you!
[clayray3290]

Seungri: What type of drinks do aliens drink?
Sunmi: ???
Seungri: Pandarade
[vana]

Sunmi: People sometimes say that I only see in black and white...
Seungri: Why do they say that?
Sunmi: Because all I see is you!!!!!!! [Seungri = panda]
[clayray3290]

SunMi: Where is it?
SeungRi: In my tummy.
SunMi: Give me back my tangerine.
SeungRi: But I ate it already.
SunMi: But I want it back!!!
SeungRi: Then close your eyes.
[night.star]

Seungri: Can I buy you a drink?
Sunmi: Actually I'd rather have the money.
[neha200]

DaeEun

Yeeun: Is your dad a baker? ... Cause you have hot buns.
[vana]

Daesung: What's the view like in there?
Yeeun: ????
Daesung: I've always wondered what my heart looks like from the inside.

DS: Oh Weeee
YE: Huh?
DS: Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
[fantasygurl09]

Daesung : are you Jamaican?
Yeeun : So i look Jamaican ? I'm Korean.
Daesung : You still Jamaican me crazy.
[.einnoc]

DaeSung: I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
YeEun: *Kiss DaeSung* You're still a frog:(
[night.star]

DaeSung: I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
YeEun: *Smile*
[night.star]

Daesung: Excuse me can you empty your pockets?
Yeeun: why?
Daesung: I believe you stole my heart
[breathe]

YE: Did you hear the latest health report?
DS:No what does it say?
YE: You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
[fantasygurl09]

DS: If I pet you, would you follow me home?
YE: Why don't you just pet me and see what happens.
[fantasygurl09]

Daesung : Your place or mine ?
Yeeun : Both, you go to yours and I'll go to mine
[.einnoc]

Daesung : I think I dropped something.
Yeeun : What is it, dear ?
Daesung : MY JAW !
[.einnoc]

Daesung: Can I have a picture of you?
Yeeun: Sure, why?
Daesung: So I can tell my friends that angels do exist.
[breathe]

DaeSung: I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.
YeEun: Bet's on.
DaeSung: *Kiss YeEun* I lost.
[night.star]

DaeDae: Sweet heart, Sorry to disturb u. Can u send me ur photo? It's really very urgent.
Ha:tfelt: But y?
DaeDae: We are playing card's & I lost my QUEEN... :)

[neha200]

Daesung- Can I have directions?Yeeun- to where?
Daesung- to your heart. *wink*
[seafood]

Daesung: Do I know you?
Yeeun: No, I don't think so, why?
Daesung: Cause you look alot like my next girlfriend.
[breathe]

Daesung: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Yeeun: You're so cheesey.
[breathe]

Daesung : My name is not really Daesung, its Milk.
Yeeun : Oh hey Milk
Daesung : and I'll do your body good.
[.einnoc]

Ye Eun: *sighs**
Daesung: What's wrong love?
Ye Eun: I wish I was your smile.
Daesung:...Why?
Ye Eun: Because then I'd be with you 24/7 and forever.
[spark.]

Daesung: I'm sick, can you get my medicine
Yeeun: What's the medicine
Daesung: Talking to you !
[breathe]

DaeSung: Heaven Must be missing an angel
YeEun: how do you know?
DaeSung: cuz you are here with me right now
[dothat36]

DaeSung: Did you have Campbell's soup today?
YeEun: Yes, how do you know?
DaeSung: Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
[night.star]

Yeeun: My socks are having a party and your pants are invited down.

Daesung: Oh my Doraemon!

[neha200]

DaeSung: Knock, Knock!
YeEun: Who's there?
DaeSung: Aardvark!
YeEun: Aardvark who?
DaeSung: Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
[night.star]

Daesung: Do you know why people smile?
Ye Eun: Why?
Daesung: Because they think of the person they love.
[spark.]

DS: DANG!! I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
YE: who?me?..well i had a cup of milk this morning....WAIT! does milkshake count cuz i had some today
DS:*bilnk-blink*
[yoo-rin10CD]

Ye Eun- Do you know why the girl took the chocolate home?
Daesung- No...why?
Ye Eun- Because I was trying to steal it from her. T ^ T *sniffles*
[spark.]

Daesung: *smiling like a drunk man*
Yeeun: are you drunk?
Daesung: I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
[kaelum]

Daesung: Can you give me directions to your heart? I seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
[purrple]

Daesung: I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.

[neha200]

Daesung: You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
[purrple]

Daesung- Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed!
Ye eun- I'm not Laura.
Daesung- What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
[seafood]

Ye Eun- Can you kiss me?
Daesung- Of course!
Ye Eun- Aren't you going to ask me why I want you to kiss me?
Daesung- Nope!
Ye Eun- Fine, I'll turn in to a Prince with your looks.
[spark.]

Daesung: You look a bit down. Mind if I pick you up?

[neha200]

Daesung- You must be a doreamon doll.
Ye Eun- what?
Daesung- Because I just have this urge to take you home.
[spark.]

Daesung: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Yeeun: yes keep walking right out the door thanks.
[neha200]

TooBin

TOP to Yoobin: Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night Binnie.
[wonderbang]

TOP: Did the sun just come out?
YB: No it's midnight
TOP: Oh that's right you just smiled at me.
[fantasygurl09]

TOP: Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
YooBin: But I don't have blue eyes.
[night.star]

TOP : Dang baby, would you like some fries with that shake ?!
Yoobin : Would you like a refreshment while watching me make that shake ?
[.einnoc]

TOP: Do you have a cup of cold water?
YooBin: Yes. Why?
TOP: Because I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cause baby your making me HOT!
[night.star]

Seunghyun: Baby, you better call God !
Yoobin: Why?
SeungHyun: Cause he's missing an angel !
[breathe]

TOP: Do you work for UPS?
YB: No
TOP: I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
[fantasygurl09]

TOP: Miss!
YooBin: Yes?
TOP: You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
[night.star]

Yoobin : I'm wearing Revlon Colourstay lipstick.
TOP : Point ?
Yoobin : Wanna help me test the claim it wont kiss off ?
[.einnoc]

TOP: I hope there's a fireman around.
YooBin: Why?
TOP: Cause you're smokin'!
[night.star]

Seunghyun: If I was a hypotenuse, I would lie between your legs.

[neha200]

TOP: Are you from Tennessee?
YooBin: No. Why?
TOP: Cause you're the only TEN I see.
[night.star]

SeungHyun: It's a good thing I've got a library card.
Yoobin: Why ?
SeungHyun: Cause I'm checking you out!
[breathe]

TOP: Is your dad a terrorist Yoobin? Cause you're the bomb.
[vana]

TOP- You must be going to hell
Yoobin- why?
TOP- because it is a sin to look that good.
[seafood]

Seunghyun: Shoot ! Something is wrong with my phone?
Yoobin: What is it ?
SeungHyun: I don't have your phone number !
[breathe]

TOP: Feel my shirt, do you know what material this is? It’s boyfriend material.
[neha200]

Yoobin : I've checked twice
TOP : Check what twice ?
Yoobin : That you're definitely on my naughty list.
[.einnoc]

Top: Binnie, do you know how hot fire is?
Yoobin: ...What kind of question is that?
Top: A question complimenting that you are hot baby!
[spark.]

SeungHyun: Do you know what'd look good on you?
Yoobin: What?
SeungHyun : Me !
[breathe]

TOP : If I saw you naked, I'll die happy.
Yoobin : If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
[.einnoc]

TOP: Hey baby, you must be a light switch cause every time I see you, you turn me on.
[vana]

TOP: Binnie, you do know that being sexy is a crime right?
YooBin: When was it ever a crime?
TOP: Since you burn down my house. Now you'll be guilty as charged!
[night.star]

TOP: My love for you is like diarrhea...
Yoobin:
TOP: I just can't hold it in.
Yoobin:
[chellinx]

TOP: Umm, Yoobin ahh,
Yoobin : Hmm? Yes?
TOP: I lost my number can I have yours?
[SoshiBangBang]

TOP: Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
YooBin:This describes everything you're not.
[night.star]

TOP: The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

[neha200]

TOP: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
YooBin: But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
[night.star]

Yoobin: I need advice.
TOP: Whatever it is, sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

Yoobin: My place or yours? ;)

TOP: Yours today, mine tomorrow. We'll book the rest later.

[neha200]

  TOP: What would you say if i asked u to marry me?
YooBin: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
[night.star]

TOP: I'm on TOP of things. Would you like to be one of them?

[neha200]

YooBin: Let break up.
TOP: But it takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
[night.star]

TOP: I wish you were a screen door.....
Yoobin: Why?
TOP: So I can slam you all day long!
[neha200]

Top: YOO BIN!!
Yoobin: hmmmm?
Top: Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Yoobin:...........WHAT!?
[yoo-rin10CD]

TOP: Hey, my friends and I were rating you. They all gave you a 10 but I think you're still at 9.
Yoobin: Why am I only a 9?
TOP: You'd be a perfect 10 if your were with me.
[neha200]

Yoobin : Your so stupid
TOP : What I do ?
Yoobin : When the police told you that you broke the speed limit, you offered to fix it .
[.einnoc]

TOP: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
[purrple]

Top: You're like an exothermic reaction.
Yoobin: Excuse me?
Top: Co'z you spread your hotness everywhere!
[kaelum]

TOP- Knock knock.
Yoobin- Who's there?
TOP- You.
Yoobin- You, who?
TOP- You-bin's future husband! *points to self*
[spark.]

TOP - Are you a parking ticket?
Yoobin- What?
TOP - You got fine written all over you.
[seafood]

TOP: What's your name sexy?
Yoobin: Taken!
[neha200]

TOP: Baby, you’re so hot that you cause Global Warming!
YooBin: Are you telling me that I should be blame for Global Warming? The world is coming to an end because of me?!?!
TOP: I didn’t mean it like that baby!
[night.star]

TOP: You're so hot the sun has to wear sunglasses just to look at you.
[vana]

TOP: Nice legs...what time do they open?
Yoobin: i went out of business when you walked through the door.
[neha200]

Yoobin: If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

TOP: Says the terrorist's daughter...

[neha200]

TOP: I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

[neha200]

SunTae

YB: If you were a McDonald's sandwich, you'd be called a McGorgeous.
[vana]

TaeYang: If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
[night.star]

TaeYang: What was that sound?
SunYe: What sound?
TaeYang: The sound of my heart beating.
[night.star]

TY:We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
SY: Whose that?
[fantasygurl09]

Sunye : So there was this movie I wanted to see.
Taeyang : Okay. What about it?
Sunye : And my mom said I couldn't go alone. Will you go with me ?
[.einnoc]

Taeyang: Sunye, I think I got a cramp.
Sunye: Sorry, can't help you.
Taeyang: But you can do our little solo dance with me. Maybe I can get it cracked. *grin*
[spark.]

Taeyang: I don't know how to say this..but.....
Sunye: Tell me, you can tell me anything!
Taeyang: I think you've stolen my heart.
[breathe]

Taeyang- I think I feel like Richard Gere
Sunye- why?
Taeyang- I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
[seafood]

TaeYang: Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye.
SunYe: I do?
TaeYang: Nope, just sparkle.
[night.star]

Taeyang: You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall.....
Sunye: .....?
Taeyang: Is in love with me *smiles shyly*
[breathe]

Taeyang: If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

[neha200]

Taeyang : HE DID NOT JUST DO THAT !
Sunye : *watches Taeyang scream about losing* You are such a boy.
Taeyang : But I'm your boy.
[.einnoc]

Sunye: If you were lipgloss, I'd choose you first, HOT pink.
Taeyang:...Is that a compliment?
[spark.]

YB: You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Sun: Well, I sure hope I'm your reason to shine. ;)

[neha200]

Taeyang: Knock knock.
Sunye: Who's there?
Taeyang: Sol
Sunye: Sol...who?
Taeyang: Sun's Sol.
[spark.]

Taeyang- I must be a snowflake,
Sunye- why?
Taeyang- 'cuz I've fallen for you.
[seafood]

YB: If I had invented the alphabet, I would've put U & I together.
Sun: Well, then you must be the mastermind behind a computer's keyboard. 
[neha200]

TaeHee

SH: Stares at TY
TY: *Walks over to her* Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
[fantasygurl09]

Sohee : You see Sunmi over there, Taeyang ?
Taeyang : Yes, why ?
Sohee : Well she wants to know if you think I'm cute.
[.einnoc]

YB: Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
[purrple]

Taeyang: Damn girl, was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout.

Sohee: My dad wasn't but I'm pretty good.

[neha200]

YB:You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
[purrple]

Taeyang: Do you have a band aid?
Sohee: Why? Did something happen?
Taeyang: Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
[kaelum]

Taeyang- Why did the girl kiss the boy?
Sohee- Why?
Taeyang- Because he pouted. *pouts ready for Sohee to kiss him*
[spark.]

SunTOP

Top: I want to MC again.
Sunye: Why?
Top: Y-you're doing the MC aren't you?
Sunye: No, only Daesung is.
[spark.]

TOP: Want to dance?
SUN: No, thank you.
TOP: Don't thank me, thank God someone asked you! >:(
[neha200]

TOP: Yes.
Sunye: No.
TOP: Yes.
Sunye: No.
TOP: Yes.
Sunye: We could do this all day.
TOP: OR, You can leave the doing to me, and you just lie down and relax.
[neha200]

EunBae


Ye Eun: Taeyang...
Taeyang: Yes dear?
Ye Eun: *does dance* BAE-BAY.
[spark.]


SunRi

Ri: I wish I could MC with you.
Sunye: Why?
Ri: Not only would I stand next to you, I could speak through the same mic!
Sunye: Seungri...err, we don't share microphones.
[spark.]

Seungri: Roses are red violets are blue. Noona, is it okay if I came home with you?

[neha200]

[by me]

[clayray3290]

[chellinx] - someone should make a fanfic...